Saturday 10 March 2012

The Maya were right!


I believe in the Mayan prophesy for 2012!

Now, that might come as a surprise to some, considering it's utter bullshit, but of all the compelling arguments against any kind of Mayan based 2012 doomsday predictions (their calendar is wrong, it's bullshit, the Maya weren't aware of precession, it's bullshit, our calendar has changed numerous times, it's bullshit and it's utter bullshit) my favourite has to be that absolutely nowhere in ancient Maya text does it make any mention whatsoever of anything happening when their calendar ends, other than a new one beginning. As far as they were concerned it had already happened thirteen times. All they were worried about was having to pop down W.H.Smiths' for a new diary.

All this apocalyptic nonsense is purely a modern invention to sell books to feebs. The 70's was a great time for cult leaders and mojo book sellers.

And then there's the New Age fucknuts who nicely sit on their fences by saying it will be a time of 'spiritual transformation'. Again, there is nothing in Mayan or Aztec culture to suggest that any kind of change, physical or spiritual (whatever that vagueness is) whatsoever will take place in 2012.

The Maya were dead chill about it!

So, insofar as the Maya, Aztecs and ancient Mesoamericans predicted that nothing whatsoever would occur on December 21st 2012, I totally agree with them.

Update: I'm going to a party Dec 21st, things might get a little rowdy!

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